and you blow...
and blow...
and nothing comes out?
You get disgusted at the bubble wand and give it a dirty look.
You sag your arms down at your sides and make a sound, something like a very grown up "ooooh" combined with a sigh.
You hold your head in dismay and disappointment while again giving the malfunctioning bubble wand dirty looks,
and then hang your head in shame and disgust.
As a final display of your utter displeasure, you turn your back on said photographer.
(This consequently reminds me of the time that a grown boy pulled this stunt...click here and scroll down.)
Act slightly disinterested as the photographer tries to get your attention by blowing bubbles for you.
Give in to your curiosity...turn around and play with the bubbles. But no smiling!
Okay. Maybe just a little, tiny grin. We're talking small rewards here. What has this photographer ever done for you? You don't give away smiles for nothing. What are you? A paid model? I don't think so.
When the photographer offers you the wand to try again...and she will...go ahead and give it another shot.
You have to hold your finger just so.
Almost got it!
Blow a little harder...
Eureka! A bubble! You did it!
You may then blow lots of bubbles.
And if you must. Only if you MUST...you can reward the photographer with a cheesy grin.
As stated in a previous post...it's all in the handbook.
B
2 comments:
What a gorgeous smile! Beautiful baby pretty dress and bubbles what more could we ask for. Oh yeah the hysterical running commentary by photographer:) For a minute I thought this was another pineapple story but then I got to where she succeeded, how sweet!
How cute! Is she by any chance a drama queen? Well, she is an absolutely adorable and convincing one.
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