"A good razor is worth its weight in gold."

My legs are proof of this.

 "Raising more than one child in a home brings many blessing but also many cold showers."

It must be genetics that cause us all to need showers within the same half hour as each other.

"When daughters begin to fit in your clothes it is time to get a lock for your closet."

Or start wearing really ugly clothes.

This actually explains a lot.

Like mom jeans.

I've just come to the realization that mothers from the 80's only wore those so they would have clean jeans to wear on a regular basis because their teen daughters were taking all of their comfortable, cute jeans.

"Never get a perm when you have short hair...ever, ever, ever."

Ever.

Ever.

My eighth grade school pictures are evidence and have scarred me for life.

"Don't believe everything you read."

Case in point?

This blog.

B

You can see the rest of this session here under "Byerly Babies."