This is one of my guinea pigs, Mariah (we like to call her Merna). Merna puts on crazy outfits for me and lets me put her in uncomfortable positions so I can take her picture. She complains and moans and whines..."I can't feel my leg"..."I think my retinas are burning out"...but I think she secretly likes it.

Do any of these jump out at you for any particular reason?

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