Do you remember the show "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego"?
It was a kids game show in the 90's where the contestants had to determine the location of a crook based on clues they were given. You can see a clip of it here.
This post is like that show.
But not.
I'm giving a shout out to Merna, B-dog and their grandparents via this blog post since they happen to be out of the country and unable to communicate with us by phone or text due to the cost.
I'll allow you to guess what country they may be in, but because we don't know what kind of freakazoids are out there reading...