--You know that thing that happens where you get sick and throw up something you ate that day and then you can never, ever eat that food again?

 I wish I knew when I was going to start vomiting a whole day ahead of time.

 Because then I could gorge on all the things that I like to eat that aren't healthy.

 Like pizza and doughnuts.

 And ice cream and cookies.

 And then I would never want to eat them again.

 Best life-changing plan ever.

 Too bad it's only make-believe.

 --Let's 380 this post into some professional sounding talk, shall we?

 Matt and I are the proud new managers/bosses/people-in-charge/leaders/head honchos at Heartland Satellite.

 So if you need Exede, Hughesnet, Dish or Directv and want to talk to yours truly about the details, give us a call!